Funny Jokes, Chutkule And Shayari in Hindi

100 Meter Race

100 metre ki race ho rahi thi… Referee said ‘1,2,3 GO!’… Everybody started running except Alia Bhatt. Referee – Y r u not running…? Alia – My number is 4.

Income Tax

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Alia Bhatt: Hey dad, what plans for weekend ? Mahesh bhatt: Income Tax Returns. Alia Bhatt: Hey first part kab release hua tha?

Half of 8

Rajinikant vs Alia. Question to both in a competition. What is half of 8? Rajini: 4 Alia: Depend karta hai …. agar horizontally half karo to ”0” or vertically karo to ”3”

Gift Kahan Hai

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Alia Bhatt – Safola oil toh de diya bhaiya. Is kee sath ka gift nahi diya. Shopkeeper – Isske sath koyi gift nahi hai. Alia – Ullu matt banao isme likha hai "Cholesterol Free"

Ms Office

Interviewer to Alia: Do u know ms.office Alia: address bata do pahunch jaungi