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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Defination - I Wish I could Potty

    U wanna potty but all u do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times

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    Fart

    Potty

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Public Toilet Graffiti - Waste of Money

    Now here I sit, broken hearted, Paid my dime and only farted.

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    Fart

  • Posted on 21/02/2017

    Never call a black person that

    Q: What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person?
    A: Neighbor.

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Age

    MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was. Granny replied she was so old she didn't remember any more. Melanie said, "If you don't remember you must look in the back of your panties. Mine say five to six."

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Hit on the Head

    A little three year old boy is sitting on the toilet. His mother thinks that he has been in there too long, so she goes in to see what's up. The little boy is sitting on the toilet reading a book. But about every 10 seconds or so, he puts the book down, grips onto the toilet seat with his left hand and hits himself on top of the head with his right hand. His mother says, "Billy, are you all right? You've been in here for a while." Billy says, "I'm fine, Mommy, I just haven't gone 'doody' yet." His mother says, "Ok, you can stay here a few more minutes. But, Billy, why are you hitting yourself on the head?" BILLY SAYS: "WORKS FOR KETCHUP."