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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Chemistry question

    Teacher asks, "What is the chemical formula for water?" A boy replies, "HIJKLMNO"!! The teacher, puzzled, asks, "What on Earth are you talking about?" The boy replies "Yesterday you said it was H to O!"

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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Long necks

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    Q: Why do giraffes have long necks?
    A: Because they have stinky feet

  • Posted on 09/04/2017

    रामदेवबाबा का योगा

    मेरे पड़ोस की बुढीया बार बार घर से अंदर - बाहर आ - जा रही थी. आखीर मुझसे रहा नही गया. मैंने पूछा, कुछ problem तो नही ? सब ठीक तो है ना ? तो बुढीया बोली, अरे बेटा, मेरी बहू योगा सीख रही है tv पर देख कर. और वो रामदेवबाबा बोल रहा है .. सास को अन्दर लो, सास को बाहर निकालो ! सासको अंदर लो.... सास को बाहर निकालो....

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Trust

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    Q: Why can't you trust atoms?
    A: They make up everything.

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Free medical advise

    A doctor and a lawyer are talking at a party. Their conversation is constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice. After an hour of this, the exasperated doctor asks the lawyer, "What do you do to stop people from asking you for legal advice when you're out of the office?" "I give it to them," replies the lawyer, "and then I send them a bill." The doctor is shocked, but agrees to give it a try. The next day, still feeling slightly guilty, the doctor prepares the bills. When he goes to place them in his mailbox, he finds a bill from the lawyer.