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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    With nothing

    I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Alok Nath

    Alok Nath has never received salary , he always receives pension

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    Alok Nath

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Funny Quotes

    Please God, let me prove that winning the lottery won't spoil me.

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    Funny Quotes

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    जब हम जवान थे

    बाप : बेटा जब हम जवान थे 10 रु में जी भर के दुध पिया करते थे.।
    बेटा : पापा मजे थे आपके आजकल तो 300 रु. मे कोई दबाने भी नहीं देती!! . दे थप्पड़... दे थप्पड़.. दे थप्पड़!!

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Makeup of the Universe

    Q : Where did the scientists go horribly wrong when they announced that the universe is made up of protons, neutrons and electrons.
    A: How could they forgot the one thing found in such abundance - the morons.