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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Santa ka gift

    Santa = Mein tumhare liye churiyan laya hoon.
    Maid = Aap hi pehna dijiye.
    Santa = Mujhe tumhara response pehle pata hota to mein panty lekar aata.

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Teams

    A Catholic, a Baptist and a Mormon are bragging about the size of their families. "I have four boys and my wife is expecting another," says the Catholic. "One more son, and I'll have a basketball team," "That's nothing," says the Baptist. "I have 10 boys now, and my wife is pregnant with another child. One more son, and I'll have a football team." "That's nothing," says the Mormon. "I have 17 wives. One more wife, and I'll have a golf course."

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Fairly tales

    "Mommy," Little Johnny asked, "do all fairy tales begin with 'Once upon a time'?" "No, dear," she replied. "Sometimes they start with 'Darling, I'll be working late at the office tonight...'"

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    My wife ran away

    Mark was passing by the bar on the way home from work when he sees his good friend Tom gulping down one shot after another. Fearing the worst, Mark charged into the bar and confronted Tom. "Tom what’s going on?" Mark asked. "It’s my wife Beckie," Tom replied. "She ran off with my best friend!" "Hey wait a second!" Said Mark. "Aren’t I your best friend?" "Not any more," Tom said with a happy smile. "He is!"

  • Posted on 09/04/2017

    धीमी आवाज

    पत्नी : फोन पे इतनी धीमी आवाज में किससे बात कर रहे हो ?
    पति : बहन है..!
    पत्नी : तो फिर इतनी धीमी आवाज में किस लिए?
    पती : तेरी है, इस लिए ..