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  • Posted on 09/04/2017

    िचकन की खुशबू

    पंिडतो के मोहल्ले मे एक ठाकुरसाब. रहते थे, जो हर रोज िचकन बनाकर खाते थे. िचकन की खुशबू से परेशान होकर पंिडतो ने महंत जी से िशकायत की. महंथ ने ठाकुरसाहब को कहा िक आप भी ब्राह्मण धर्म स्वीकार कर लो, जिससे िकसी को आपसे कोई समस्या ना हो. हमारे ठाकुरसाहब मान गए. तो महंत ने ठाकुरसाहब पर गँगा जल छिडकते हुए संस्कृत में कहा "तुम पैदा राजपूत हुए थे पर अब तुम ब्राह्मण हो" अगले दिन िफर ठाकुरसाहब के घर से चिकन की खुशबू आई तो सब पिंडतो ने महंत जी से उसकी िफर शिकायत की अब महंत जी पंिडतो को साथ लेकर ठाकुरसाहब के घर मे गए तो देखा, ठाकुरसाहब चिकन पर गँगा जल छिडक रहे थे और कह रहे थे : "तुम पैदा मुर्गे हुए थे पर अब तुम आलू हो"

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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Fat meets Skinny

    One day a really skinny man was walking along when he met a really fat man.The fat man said, "Looks like you've been in a famine." So the skinny man said, "Looks like you caused it."

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Kabir Vs S.E.

    Kabir: Dukh Mein Sumiran Sab Kare, Sukh Mein Kare Na Koye, Jo Sukh Mein Sumiran Kare, Tau Dukh Kahe Ko Hoye. Software Engineer: Rush Hour Mein Kaam Sab Karein, Routine Mein Kare Na Koye, Jo Routine Mein Sab Kaam Kare, To Rush Hour Kaahe Hoye.

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  • Posted on 09/04/2017

    Kitne padhe likhe

    Aaj Banta Ko Ek Ladki Ka Message Aya. Girl: Hi...... Banta: Hello Girl: How Are You? Banta: Fine Girl: Where Are You From? Banta: Hoshiarpur Girl: Aap Kitna Pade-Likhe Ho? Banta: Tumhare Jitna. Girl: Mere Jite!!! Matlab? Banta: Main Bhi Bas Itni Angreji Bol Kar Seedha Hindi Mein Shuru Ho Jata Hun... Girl: Mar Ja Kaminee... Tera Kcuh Nahin Hoga!!!

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    The Bite

    A guy walking down the street sees a woman with perfect breasts. He says to her, “Hey miss, would you let me bite your breasts for $100 dollars?” “Are you nuts?!” – she replies, and keeps walking away. He turns around, runs around the block and gets to the corner before she does. “Would you let me bite your breasts for $1,000 dollars?” – he asks again. “Listen you; I’m not that kind of woman! Got it?” So the guy runs around the next block and faces her again. “Would you let me bite your breasts just once for $10,000 dollars?” She thinks about it for a while and says, “Hmm, $10,000 dollars, eh? Ok, just once, but not here. Let’s go to that dark alley over there.” So they go into the alley, where she takes off her blouse to reveal the most perfect breasts in the world. As soon as he sees them, he grabs them and starts caressing them, fondling them slowly, kissing them, licking them, burying his face in them, but not biting them. The woman finally gets annoyed and asks, “Well? Are you gonna bite them or not?” “Nah”, he replies. “Costs too much…”