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Narrative Jokes

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  • Posted on 09/04/2017

    प्रभु तेरी माया

    बच्चा जब पैदा होता है तो माँ उसके सर पे हाथ फेरती है तो बाल बढना चालू होते हैं और शादी के बाद बीबी सर पे हाथ फेरती है तो बाल उड़ना चालू हो जाते हैं... प्रभु तेरी माया कोई समझ नहीं पाया

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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Can I?

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    Johnny's daddy is the principle of the school. He saw his teacher leaving school. Johnny: "Hey miss where you going?" Teacher: "Home." Johnny: "Can I come with?" Teacher: "No!" Johnny: "I'm gonna tell my daddy!" Teacher: "Fine." They arrive at the teachers house... Teacher: "Johnny i'm going to take a shower." Johnny: "Can I come?" Teacher: "No!" Johnny: "I'm gonna tell my daddy." Teacher: Fine." They are in the shower... Johnny: "Can I touch your belly button?" Teacher: "No." Johnny: "I'm gonna tell my daddy." Teacher: "Fine." Teacher: "Errr... Johnny thats not my belly button!" Johnny: "Thats not my finger."

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Dumb Wives

    Three guys sit in a bar complaining about their wives. The first guy says, "My wife is so dumb, she carries an automatic garage door opener in her car and she doesn't have a garage door." The second guy says, "My wife is so dumb, she listens to an iPod and she doesn't have any earphones." The third guy says, "My wife is so dumb, she carries a purse full of condoms and she doesn't even have a d**k."

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Preying on my mind

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    Wife: There's something preying on my mind. Husband: Don't worry, it'll soon die of starvation.

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Hairy

    Yo momma so hairy she has to use tongs to pluck her eyebrows