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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Harry Potter

    Yo momma such a slut, her snatch gets more traffic then the Grand Staircase.

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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Funerals

    I don't bother about going to other peoples funerals. You can't blame me, they will never make it to mine.

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Confucious say : Infront of car

    "Man who run in front of car get tired"

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    Honeymoon

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Confucious say : looked over

    “It is better to be looked over than overlooked."

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Robin Williams - blood supply

    God gave men a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.'

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