Plain Jokes

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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Wii Game

    Q: What do you say when you lose a wii game?
    A: I want a wii-match!



  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Black

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    Yo mama and daddy so black that your family pictures look like ultrasounds

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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Small Head

    Yo mama's head is so small, she uses a tea bag for a pillow.

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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Strong people

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    Strong people don't put others down. They lift them up and slam them on the ground for maximum damage.

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Midget Meets Tall Girl

    A tall woman met a midget at a party. The midget was barely three feet tall but they were attracted to each other. After a few drinks they went back to the tall woman's apartment. "I can't imagine what it will be like making love to a midget," said the woman, "especially with the size difference and all." "Just take off your clothes, lie back on the bed, spread your legs apart and close your eyes," said the midget. The woman did as she was told and soon she felt the biggest thing she'd ever experienced inside her. Within a few minutes the woman had climaxed eight times. "If you think that was good," said the midget with a smirk, "Just wait till I get BOTH legs in there!"

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