Plain Jokes

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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    W. H. Auden - helping

    We are all here on earth to help others; what on earth the others are here for I don't know.



  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Swimming

    *** Plain Jokes ***

    Q: Why wasn't the blonde afraid when she saw a shark while she was swimming in the water?
    A: Because it was a man-eating shark!



  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Rajnikanth

    Rajnikant mom- beta rajni ye solar heater pani garam nhi kr raha kuch kar. rajnikanta :- yanna rascala tum ruko maa mein suraj ko thik karke



  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Game of thrones

    *** Plain Jokes ***

    Did you hear about the game show with the Starks and Lannisters? Family Blood Feud.

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Uncle Buck

    Tia: "His name is Bug." Buck: [chuckles] "First or last?" Tia: "First!" Buck: "What's his last name, Spray?" Tia: "You should talk, Buck!"