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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Ladder

    Q: Why did the boy bring a ladder to school?
    A: He wanted to go to high school.

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Exchange of Opinions

    Q : What would you describe the term "exchange of opinions"?
    A: That's a situation when you have your opinion and go with it to your boss. Then you return with his opinion.

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Vampires

    Q: What do vampires have at eleven o'clock every day?
    A: A coffin break.

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Foreskins

    As gross as it may sound, long ago, mohels (people who performed circumcisions) would sometimes keep and save the foreskins they circumcised. And grosser still is the fact that sometimes they would sew them together to make things. And once, a long time ago there was a mohel who performed more circumcisions than all other mohels. And one day he was talking to a friend of his and the friend asked, "You've performed so many circumcisions, have you made anything from the foreskins?" And the mohel said that yes, he had made a wallet from all the foreskins he had collected. The friend said, "You've circumsised so many children, you must have collected dozens of foreskins, and all you have made is a wallet?" And the mohel replied, "I know it's just a wallet. But when you rub it, it turns into a briefcase."

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Pink house

    Q: In a one-story pink house, there was a pink person, a pink cat, a pink fish, a pink computer, a pink chair, a pink table, a pink telephone, a pink shower – everything was pink! What color were the stairs?
    A: There weren’t any stairs, it was a one story house!