Posted on 22/11/2016
Sad Math Book
Q: Why did the math book look so sad?
A: Because it had so many problems!
*** Regular Jokes ***
Did you hear about the girl who fell off the toilet? She was so embraced that her cheeks flushed.
Afraid of Flying?
A man is on a long flight and he starts shaking. A flight attendant notices he is disturbed and asks him if she can do anything to calm him down. He says yes so she brings him a drink. An hour later he is shaking again but even worse. So she gets him another drink and brings it to him. Another hour goes by and now he is crying. The flight attendant approaches him and the man yells "Why are you people doing this to me?" The flight attendant replies "Sir calm down, why are you so afraid of flying?" The man replies "Flying? I'm trying to get sober!"