Has to go
Little Johnny was sitting in class one day and he really needed to go to the bathroom. He yelled, "Teacher, Teacher, I have to go pee pee!" The teacher replied, "Now, Johnny, you should be old enough to know that this is not the proper word to use?" "The correct word would be urinate." "Now Johnny, would you please use the word urinate in a sentence?" Little Johnny thought for a moment then said:, "You're an eight, but if you had bigger boobs you'd be a ten!"
Rahul Gandhi got lost in his car in a snow storm. He remembered what his uncle Quotrocci had once told him. “If you ever get stuck in a snow storm, wait for a snow plow and follow it.” Pretty soon a snow plow came by, and he started to follow it. He followed the plow for about forty-five minutes. Finally the driver of the snow plow got out and asked him what he was doing. He explained that his uncle had told him if he ever got stuck in the snow, to follow a plow. The driver nodded and said, “Well, I’m done with the Wal-Mart lot, now you can follow me over to K-Mart…”