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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Pakistani Missiles

    Q: How do you disable Pakistani missiles?
    A: Cut the rubber band

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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    The Bet

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    Honeymoon Par Gaye Mr & Mrs Kumar Ne Hotel Mein Entry Li. Wife Sofe Par Baith Gayi Aur Uska Husband Counter Par Room Book Karne Chala Gaya. Waha Counter Par Ek Ladki Mini Skirt Mein Khadi Thi. Room Mein Aakar Husband Ne Wife Se Kaha, "Woh Jo Ladki Counter Par Khadi Thi Woh Call Girl Thi." Wife,"Nahi Ji Ye Unka Uniform Hota Hai Aap Toh Kuch Bhi Samajh Lete Ho." Mr & Mrs Kumar Mein Bahas Ho Gayi Aur Shart Lag Gayi. Husband Ne Wife Ko Parde Ke Peeche Chhupa Diya Aur Ladki Ko Bulaya Aur Puchha, "Main Akela Hun Aaj Raat Mere Sath Rukogi?" Ladki Boli, "2000 Charge Karungi." Husband: 200 Dunga. Aur Ladki Gussa Ho Kar Chali Gayi Aur Husband Shart Jeet Gaya. Phir Sham Ko Mr & Mrs Kumar Restaurant Mein Baithe Hue The, Toh Us Ladki Ne Door Se Unhe Dekha Aur Paas Aakar Boli, "200 Rs Mein Toh Aisi Hi Milegi!"

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    They and I

    “Cultivate," I said, "a sense of humor. From a humorous point of view this lunch is rather good.”

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Funny Quote

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    He grabbed her hand and held it tightly, and she thought, "he loves me!" And he thought, "wow this sidewalk is icy!"

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Pathan Ki Suhagrat

    Ek Pathan Ki Shadi Hui, To Agle Din Uske Dosto Ne Puchha
    Dost: "Kaho Pathan Sahab, Suhagrat Kaisi Rahi?"
    Pathan Khush Hote Hue: "Amma Kya Bataye, Pahli Baar Kisi Nangi Ladki Ko Dekh Kar Teen Bar Muth Maari"