Sick Jokes

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  • Posted on 18/01/2018

    Walks into a bar

    Helen Keller walks into a bar, then a table, then a chair…



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  • Posted on 18/01/2018

    Why cant Helen Keller drive a car

    *** Sick Jokes ***

    Why can't Helen Keller drive a car?
    She's dead.



  • Posted on 18/01/2018

    Flying J*w

    Q: What do you call a flying j*w?
    A: Smoke



  • Posted on 16/11/2017

    Already Drunk

    *** Sick Jokes ***

    A drunk guy stumbles into a bar.
    The bartender says, "Sorry pal, you're already drunk, I can't serve you alcohol."
    The drunk slurs, "Ssssall right. I just wondered, you got any toothpicks?"
    The bartender decides to give the guy some toothpicks and the drunk thanks him and leaves.
    A minute later, another drunk guy stumbles into the bar. The bartender says, "Sorry man, you're already pretty well toasted. I'm afraid I can't serve you."
    The drunk says, "It's okay, may I have some toothpicks?"
    The bartender gives the guy half a dozen toothpicks and the drunk thanks him and leaves.
    A few minutes later, a third drunk stumbles into the bar.
    The bartender goes, "Sorry mate, you're too drunk for me to serve you."
    The drunk goes, "That's all right, I just want a straw."
    The bartender gives the guy a straw and as the drunk is turning to leave, asks him, "Hey, buddy, two other guys just came in asking for toothpicks, and you just came in for a straw. What's going on?"
    The drunk responds, "Oh, someone was sick outside, but all the chunky bits are gone now."



  • Posted on 16/11/2017

    Hom*s*xual on Rollerskates

    Q: What do you call a hom*s*xu*l on rollerskates?
    A: Rollaids