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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    The Bite

    A guy walking down the street sees a woman with perfect breasts. He says to her, “Hey miss, would you let me bite your breasts for $100 dollars?” “Are you nuts?!” – she replies, and keeps walking away. He turns around, runs around the block and gets to the corner before she does. “Would you let me bite your breasts for $1,000 dollars?” – he asks again. “Listen you; I’m not that kind of woman! Got it?” So the guy runs around the next block and faces her again. “Would you let me bite your breasts just once for $10,000 dollars?” She thinks about it for a while and says, “Hmm, $10,000 dollars, eh? Ok, just once, but not here. Let’s go to that dark alley over there.” So they go into the alley, where she takes off her blouse to reveal the most perfect breasts in the world. As soon as he sees them, he grabs them and starts caressing them, fondling them slowly, kissing them, licking them, burying his face in them, but not biting them. The woman finally gets annoyed and asks, “Well? Are you gonna bite them or not?” “Nah”, he replies. “Costs too much…”

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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Teeth

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    A young boy caught sight of his mother changing one day and asked her what she had between her legs. "That's something you're never going to talk about again. And you shouldn't touch it because it has teeth," she replied. Many years went by, and the boy never touched any girl in between her legs because he was very scared. One day, however, he met the love of his life, and they got married. On their wedding night, his wife asked him to touch her there. "No," he said. "It's got teeth." "Silly goose!" she said. She spread her legs wide for him to see. "See? No teeth!" "Well, I'm not surprised," he replied."Not with gums like that."

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Bermuda Triange

    Q. What does the Bermuda Triangle and a blonde have in common? A. They both swallowed a lot of semen.

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Blond vs Guy

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    Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a guy? A. The blonde has the higher sperm count.

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Justin Bieber

    What does Justin Biebers asshole and his mouth have in common? They both produce the same shit!