Posted on 22/11/2016
Q: What did one lesbian vampire say to the other?
A: Same time next month?
Yo mama pussy so tight, she had to drill a hole in her Gina so she can insert a Tampon
Pathan being intrviewed at U.K Embasy: CONSULATE: Your name please? Pathan: Gul Khan. CONSLATE: Sex ? Pathan: Ten times a week. CONSULATE: I mean male or female? Pathan: Both male and female and sometimes Camels too. CONSULATE: You seem Ugly. Pathan: Yes Ugly and Pichli both sides. CONSULATE: Freaky Ass! Pathan: Yes, sometimes free ki ass somtimes have to pay. CONSULATE: Man are you hostile? Pathan: Horse style,dog style any style. CONSULATE: Oh dear!!! Pathan: Deer? No deer they run very fast.
For whom the Bell Tolls
A man walks into a building and tells the manager that he wants to join their organization. The manager says, "Okay, but there is one rule you have to follow. You cannot get an erection while you are trying to join this group." The man says Okay. He is striped of his clothing. A bell is tied around his penis and he is put into a room with nine other men who are also trying to join. Then a naked woman is sent walking across the room and nine bells are quiet, and his is ringing away. The man begs for another chance and is given this chance. The woman walks by again and again the man's bell rings again. The manager says to the man, "Pick up your stuff and go. You are unfit for this organization." As the man bends down to pick up his stuff, the other nine bells start ringing.