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Girlfriend to Boyfriend: I am Pregnant! Boyfrned: Are You Sure, Ye Mera Bachcha Hai? Girlfriend Rone Lagi Aur Boli: Yaar Sab Aise Hi Kahenge to Kaise Chalega…???
Ek Ladke Ko Uski Girlfriend Ne 2 Baar Message Kiya Aur Dono Hi Baar Ladka Heart Attack Ki Vajah Se Marte-Marte Bacha. Ye Hain Vo Do Message:
Pehla: Bahut Ho Gaya… It’s Time to Break-up… Sab Kuch Khatam Ho Gaya.
Doosra Message: Sorry… Sorryyy… Ye Message Tumhaare Liye Nahin Tha…
Ladka GF Ko Dinner Pe Le Gaya. Girlfriend Ne Mahnge Items Order Kar Diye.
Ladka: Maa Ke Ghar Bhi Yehi Khaati Hai Kya??
Girlfriend: Maa Dinner Ke Baad Meri Leti Nahin Hai.
Ek Aurat Apne Boyfriend Ke Saath Bazaar Mein Ghoom Rahi Thee Ki Tabhi Uska Pati Mil Gaya. Pati Ne Boyfriend Ko Peetna Shuru kar Diya.
Aurat: Maaro Saaley Ko… Apni Biwi Ko Kabhi Ghumaane Le Jaata Nahi Aur Doosron Ki Biwion Ko Le Jaata Hai. Tabhi Boyfriend Ko Josh Aa Gaya Aur Woh Pati Ko Peetne Shuru Kar Deta Hai.
Aurat: Maar Saale Ko !!! Khud Toh Kabhi Ghumaane Le Jaata Nahi Aur Doosron Ko Bhi Nahin Ghumaane Deta!!!
Boy Friend Ne Ek Din Apni Girlfriend Ko Kaha Ladka: ” Janu, Kya Main Tumhe Ek Kiss Kar Sakta Hun?” Ladki: “Condom Laye Ho Kya? ” Ladke Ko Samajh Na Aaya To Usne Puchha Ladka: “Arrey, Kiss Karne Ke Liye Condom Ki Kya Jarurat Hai?” Ladki: “Achha, Sharif To Aise Ban Rahe Ho Jaise Kiss Karne Ke Baad Khade Hathiyar Pe Meri Panty Tangoge?”
