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  • Posted on 09/04/2017

    Swarg

    Banta Apne Guruji Ka Pravachan Sunne Gaya.
    Guruji Bole: Jo Jo Swarg Jaana Chahta Hai Vo Apna Haath Khada Kare. Banta Ki Gharwali Aur Saas Ne Apne Haath Upar Utha Diye.
    Guruji Ne Banta Se Pucha: Kya Tum Swarg Nahin Jaana Chahte?
    Banta: Guruji, Yeh Dono Chali Jayengi Toh Yahin Par Swarg Ho Jayega.



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  • Posted on 09/04/2017

    Susu karna mana hai

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    Ek Diwaar Par Likha Tha: Yahaan Kutte Susu Karte Hain. Banta Ko Badi Zor Se Susu Aaya Thha, Usne Idhar Udhar Dekha Ki Koi Bhi Nahi Dekh Raha Toh Waha Susu Kar Diya. Phir Muskura Kar Bola: Ise Kehte Hai Dimaag, Susu Maine Kiya Naam Kutte Ka Aaya.

  • Posted on 09/04/2017

    Plastic surgery

    Santa Ke Ghar Aag Lagne Par Uski Patni Ki Kuch Body Jal Gayi. Santa Usko Shehar Ke Mashoor Surgeon Ke Paas Le Gaya.
    Santa: Doctor Sahab, Plastic Surgery Karvane Mein Kitna Kharcha Aayega?
    Doctor: Sab Mila Ke Lagbhag 10 Lakh. Santa Kuch Soch Kar Bola: Doctor Sahab, Aur Agar Plastic Hum De Toh?



  • Posted on 09/04/2017

    १००० रुपये

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    पत्नी को एक थप्पड मारने की सजा १००० रुपये जज साहब ने सुनाई.. तब संता ने जज को पुछा :- "दुसरा एक थप्पड मार दु..?? जज गुस्से से :- क्यो..?? संता :- क्योंिक छुट्टा नहीं है मेरे पास २००० रुपये का नोट है।



  • Posted on 07/10/2017

    किडनी फ़ैल

    ?????????
    डॉक्टर ने संता को कहा- आपकी एक किडनी फ़ैल हो गयी है.
    संता बहुत रोया , फिर आसूं पोंछते हुये बोला . .
    कितने नंबर से?
    ?????



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    Swati Rawat - Posted 354 days Days ago

    nice jokes

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      Fahim - Posted 230 days Days ago

      It was a nice joke . Actually someone has upset from me so I was trying to send him some jokes so it was nice joke.

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